Vanity

I need to get a license plate, and I need your help.

Alright, so I brought this up last year, but I never went through with it. Well, I am now. I am going to get one this next weekend. My state has really low cost vanity plates and a huge selection of special plates.

Now, of course I would love something funny, but I also do not want my car to get keyed. I made a photo album of funny plates, but I think there are only one or two that I could use/aren't already taken/would not get rejected by the DMV.

So, any suggestions?

Go here to create plates and see what they would look like:
https://www.dmv.virginia.gov/dmvnet/plate_purchase/select_plate.asp?PLT=&PLTNO=